So You're Not Pregnant?

This has got to be the worst. Especially for women who have already had a child and can't get rid of the pregnancy pooch.

People have been speculating that Penelope Cruz is with child already, but she has already denied that she is pregnant. At the Toronto International Film Festival, Cruz admitted that she is tired of the question about what is in her belly. And when asked about her status by USA Today she said, "I start getting some presents from friends saying, 'Congratulations, you're pregnant.' And I say, 'No, I'm not, so return the presents,'" she told the newspaper. "It's amazing."

I would love for someone to ask me this question (BTW, I am not). I just need an excuse to go off on someone. I know there are times, I look at ice cream and I get a pooch.